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Meet the Killer Baker

From humble dough to dark magic, watch how Mindy, a desperate baker, turns her bread into a
legend to claim her spot at the farmers market.

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A shadowy kitchen scene where dough swirls ominously under flickering candlelight, hinting at the transformation into a killer loaf.
A shadowy kitchen scene where dough swirls ominously under flickering candlelight, hinting at the transformation into a killer loaf.
Close-up of a mysterious bag of dark flour labeled 'Special Blend' from a dimly lit Portland shop, glowing faintly.
Close-up of a mysterious bag of dark flour labeled 'Special Blend' from a dimly lit Portland shop, glowing faintly.
The baker’s hands kneading dough with an eerie greenish glow, strands of starter bubbling with strange energy.
The baker’s hands kneading dough with an eerie greenish glow, strands of starter bubbling with strange energy.
A rustic farmers market stall with a shadowy empty spot, surrounded by curious vendors eyeing a sinister loaf on display.
A rustic farmers market stall with a shadowy empty spot, surrounded by curious vendors eyeing a sinister loaf on display.
A close-up of a loaf with tiny cracks oozing a dark, almost alive-looking starter, hinting at its destructive nature.
A close-up of a loaf with tiny cracks oozing a dark, almost alive-looking starter, hinting at its destructive nature.
The baker looking both triumphant and haunted, holding a basket of bread with a faint, unsettling glow in the background.
The baker looking both triumphant and haunted, holding a basket of bread with a faint, unsettling glow in the background.

Snapshots of dough’s dark journey from
kitchen to market.