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Meet the Killer Baker

From humble dough to dark magic, watch how Mindy, a desperate baker, turns her bread into a legend to claim her spot at the farmers market.

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Hi, I’m Mindy! I’m the founder, head baker, and chief crisis-mitigation officer behind the oven here at Feral Ferments Bakery. For years, I’ve been aggressively applying for a booth at the famous Portland Saturday Market. Specifically, I have my eye on the coveted, high-foot-traffic booth nestled right between the Vegan Taxidermy booth and the Sourdough Papier-Mâché Cryptid Artwork.

And for years, the snobby, administrative director "Barnaby" has rejected my application with condescending notes about my bakes. Well, Barnaby, hold onto your linen tote bag, because my latest batch of sourdough is about to knock your organic hemp socks completely off. (And don't worry, this batch is 100% certified non-sentient!)

Behind every great baker is an even greater quality-assurance team. Enter Circe: my adorable, glossy black cat and official bakery mascot. When she isn't judging my scoring technique from the top of the fridge or aggressively supervising the hydration levels of my starter, Circe keeps the vibe grounded, the kitchen demon-free, and the dark cosmic forces under control.

So whether you’re a loyal customer, a curious local foodie, or a skeptical market coordinator, step right up and grab a loaf. It’s genuinely to die for.